At no point in history has the technology of oral hygiene been better. Millions of years of human development have culminated in the awesome hygienic advancements that we have come to use every day. These advancements include: the sonic toothbrush, advanced formula toothpastes, easy-to-use at-home tooth whitening systems, floss, and many dental hygiene techniques once thought impossible.
Thanks to these astounding scientific and technological advances, as of midnight tonight there will never have been, in the entire history of humankind, a better moment for you to experience one simple pleasure: To share a kiss with the one you love.
Happy New Year!
